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Willemstan citizens still cannot believe that they were lead by a cat for an entire term. Williamston parents set to complain on Facebook again. Reports indicate that the school lunch is finally more edible than literal dirt. The CDC has been notified that Charlie Nolan plans to grow another onion in the robotics room. Patrick Bernard Weber to become principal of Williamston High School. Local clinic claims Dr. Spina cannot receive the COVID-19 vaccine due to the scales underneath his skin, which prevent the vaccine from entering his bloodstream. Q4 2021 reports indicate the WHS Robotics Team is still broke. Eyewitness reports of students burning textbooks to stay warm in the D-hallway are "fabricated" according to superintendent Dr. Adam Spina. Twitter to cancel Willemstan. Reports of a new portal to Narnia in the C-hall are currently under investigation. Willemstan Chronicles to be released after Half-Life 3. Williamston Weekly has received a rotten tomatoes rating of 10%. Certified Garbage. Sightings of Mr. Rasmus outside of Williamston High School have been deemed false reports by experts.
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"Why do you keep insulting me like that?"
- Mr. Rasmus joking after a student accidentally called him Mr. Gailitis once again, 09/23/2021.
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