The Silly School for Cosmic Children
This article was last updated on September 26th of 2022.
The banner for The Silly School for Cosmic Children.
"The Silly School for Cosmic Children" was founded in early 2018, with the first post made on January 31st of 2018. It was founded by Josue Mejia, who would later become the first Dictator of Willemstan. The name comes from a school project of the same name, made a year earlier by many members of Willemstan during January of 2017. YouTube poops were the centerpiece of the classroom's culture, and were also prominant on the Willemstan Discord Server. The first mention of "Willemstan" in the classroom occurred in a post made on February 27th of 2018. As of July 8th of 2020, there are 19 accounts in the classroom.
The Lawlessness Period was a period on the classroom from January 2018 through March 2018. There was no Dictator, and the only governing document was a list of rules. This period lasted until the Willemstan Commandments were introduced on March 7th. Here's a list of all the important posts made during the the period.
The first post on the Silly School for Cosmic Children.
This post detailed ways to mess around with the school computers.
The contents of the malware document.
The announcement of the Willemstan Commandments.
The Active Period was a period on the classroom from April 2018 through June 2018. This period was full of consistent activity, month by month. The first Willemstan Election took place, in which Josue Mejia won. This was the golden age for the classroom. Here's a list of all the important posts made during the the period.
The Willemstan Credit Card was announced.
Flex Tape Propaganda #1 was released.
The first mention of "SuS".
The first Willemstan Ballot, a Google Form used for casting votes during the election, was released.
The Inactive Period was a period on the classroom from June 2018 through August 2018. It was caused by the summer break following the 2017-2018 school year, and lasted until the next school year began. This effect had a major effect on Willemstan as a whole. Many members entirely forgot about the classroom until school started up again. Josue Mejia, who was the Dictator of Willemstan at the time, actually lost interest in Willemstan because of this period and never really made a return. Here's a list of all the important posts made during the the period.
The first post since June 2018.
The Decline Period was a period on the classroom from September 2018 through October 2018. This period was was caused by the Inactive Period, which largely killed off enthusiasm for the classroom. However, despite the resurgance in activity during this period, the creation of the Willemstan Discord Server would seal the classroom's fate. As such, this was the time period that the Silly School for Cosmic Children declined. Here's a list of all the important posts made during the the period.
The first post of the Sean Impersonation saga.
The second post of the Sean Impersonation saga.
The Willemstan Ranking System.
Unofficial Death of the Classroom
After the Decline Period, the classroom unofficially came to an end when the Move to Discord took place during October of 2018. However, the classroom was never actually deleted, and so occasional posts are still made beyond this point. Even today, a post is made to the classroom roughly once every couple months. However, these posts are typically election reminders or meaningless shitposts, so the classroom is still considered dead and outdated. Here are all of the important posts made since the end of the classroom, from October 2018 to today:
Comrades' Choice Volume II planning.
Willemstan Status Update by Charlie.
First post of the 2020 decade.
Official End of the Classroom
After several years of mostly inactivity, on February 2nd of 2021, Charlie Nolan announced that final grades for the classroom would soon be given, and that all assignments were due on March 1st of 2021. Obviously, almost nobody did assignemnts before that date, and assignments were graded. Several stupid posts were made after this. In September of 2022, plans began to have a ceremonial deletion of the Google classroom.
|1. Google Classroom - Silly School for Cosmic Children|
|2. YouTube - Silly Goose|