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Sean Kavanagh

This article was last updated on: December 9th 2022

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Sean Kavanagh outside the Sonichu Temple on July 16th 2021.

"The right to make fun of Delp is a basic human right that I believe all Willemstani citizens are entitled to."

- Sean Kavanagh in an interview for the Willemstan Wiki, 05/31/21.

"We made excellent use of school resources, time, and location. We definitely spent our money in a very healthy and wholesome way. I would never steal school property. Much like you Ian, would never steal school property."

- Sean Kavanagh in the Willemstan documentary on the robotics team's activites.


Sean "Cool Guy" Kavanagh is an Original Member of Willemstan, and was the 4th and 6th Dictator of Willemstan. He joined the Silly School for Cosmic Children Google Classrom after an account impersonating him was created. He joined the Willemstan Discord Server on September 20th of 2018, making him one of the first members. He was the technically the first to be elected Dictator twice, and is well known in Willemstan for his Willemstan Propaganda and involvement in robotics.

Silly School Accounts

Willemstan Discord Accounts


Main article: Leadership of Willemstan's Dictators and Presidents

Sean served as the fourth Dictator of Willemstan. He was in power from the Winter 2019 Election until he was removed from power during the June 2020 Coup. As you may have guessed, his reign was very controversial due to the Willemstan 1.1 Reforms, which were mostly gutted after he was removed from power. However, the early months of his Dictatorship were met with widespread approval, so his overal reputation was very mixed.

Sean served as the sixth Dictator of Willemstan. He won the Winter 2020 Election, and remained in power until the Summer 2021 Election. During his second dictatorship, he approved a total overhaul of the election process, the development of an internment center for unwanted members, and the establishment of a Willemstan Salt Mine. He also lead Willemstan to war against r/Williamston for a final time.

Political Record

Sean ran during the Winter 2018 Election, in which he was defeated and came in last place, earning only 10% of the vote.

Sean ran again during the Winter 2019 Election, in which he ran on joke policies such as mandatory water consumption. He narrowly won the election by a single vote, and thus became Dictator.

Sean ran once again during the Winter 2020 Election, despite the controversy behind his previous dictatorship. He won the election by nine votes, the greatest lead since the very first Willemstan election.

Despite promising to run in every Willemstan election, Sean did not run as a candidate for the Summer 2021 Election. Following this, he was banned under the New Articles of Willemstan from seeking the position of Dictator again.

Voting Record

Sean has not directly participated in voter fraud, but he has encouraged it on several occasions. In the Winter 2018 Election, Sean voted for Eli Payton because "He kicked my ass at smash and I am compelled by honor reasons to vote for him.". Sean did not vote in the tiebreaker poll for that election. Sean did not vote in the Summer 2019 Election. For the Winter 2019 Election, Sean voted for Andrew Batten, but participated in voter fraud for his own benifit. For the Winter 2020 Election, Sean voted for himself and encouraged vote outsourcing, which influenced the election in his favor. Sean voted for Natalie, Josue, and Devin A. in the Summer 2021 Election. Sean did not vote in the Winter 2021 Election or the Summer 2022 Election.

System I

Main article: System I

Sean was a founder of the System folder, a folder of viruses, computer programs, and other questionable media that was deleted by the IT Men. During its destruction, he was not punished, and let off by Mr. Freeman for being a "nice guy". Due to this remark, we sometimes refer to Sean as "Sean Cool Guy Kavanagh" in reminiscence of this incident.

2019 Salvage Operation

Main article: 2019 D2 Salvage Operation

Sean participated in the 2019 Salvage Operation, in which he and another Willemstani citizen hauled dozens of old Spanish VHS tapes out of a classroom using a trash bag and a sled. The tapes recovered included the infamous Spanish II Project (1998) by Mr. Weber.

System IV

Main article: System IV

Sean is one of the three founders of the System IV folder, although he has not contributed much content to it compared to previous System folders.

Willemstan Wiki

Sean contributed to the Willemstan Wiki early on, and wrote a handful of the original articles. While he has taken more of a backseat since its initial development, Sean remains an advocate for continued progress on the wiki.

June 2020 Coup

Main article: June 2020 Coup Against the Willemstan Government

Sean and his administration were overthrown during the June 2020 Coup because of the controversal reforms he passed in the later part of his Dictatorship. During the coup, server ownership was taken from him and he was demoted to a citizen and placed on "probation".

Willemstan Civil War

Main article: Willemstan Civil War

Sean and the Willemstan Nationalists lost the Willemstan Civil War, in which he and his supporters attempted to retake control of the server. However, their attempts failed and Sean publicly announced a surrender. Once the war was over, Sean and the nationalists were not punished for their actions. Since the Civil War, Sean has acknowledged that the reforms were a mistake, and that "it was cool we have had a coup".

2020 Rescue Operation

Main article: 2020 System IV Rescue Operation

Sean was one of the four citizens of Willemstan who participated in the operation to rescue the System IV computer from Williamston High School. The operation was a complete success.

Empire of Willemstan

Main article: Empire of Willemstan

During Sean's Second Dictatorship, the Empire of Willemstan directive was in place in early 2021. It received mixed reception by the Willemstani public, and was proposed by one of his Generals.

#FreeSean Movement

Main article: Willemstan Election Controversy

In January 2022, Sean publicly declared that he planned to destabilize Willemstan by claiming the recent election was stolen from Kendal Hampton, who came in second place by only five points. Sean was sent to the Willemstan Salt Mine within hours by Dictator Izzy and Dictator Alexandra, before he could even begin his plans. This quickly unfolded into a great controversy. Some citizens began to protest his imprisonment, under the hashtag "#FreeSean". Some government instability occurred during the controversy, with Charlie Nolan demoting himself from General, and Andrew Meyer getting reprimanded for his involvement in a plot to break Sean out of the salt mines, which temporarily succeeded.

Willemstan Documentary

Main article: Five Years of Willemstan

Sean was one of the Willemstan citizens interviewed in the Willemstan documentary.