System I
Current Status: Deleted


This article was last updated on October 23rd of 2020.

The Windows 8 settings icon. This symbolizes System's attempt to appear like an essential function of the HS Student Shared.
"So we have a problem: they busted us."
- Charlie Nolan on the destruction of System I, 04/08/19.
Lore

System I was created in the HS Student Shared on August 28th of 2018. The System Folder was hidden in plain sight, its only method of defense was that it was named "System", so that it would look important enough to deter students and teachers from opening it. Eventually, the file was hidden from view from other students by modifying its permissions, which made it more secure as it could only be accessed via a shortcut from that point on. However, System became less and less secure over time, as several Willemstan citizens who were not the three founders of System had their hands on the shortcut. Also, some of the school computers had their permissions set up wrong, which revealed hidden files. The goal of System I was to serve as a dumping ground for viruses, programs, homemade viruses, pirated movies, Anti-Delp Propaganda, cursed images, and .bat files. It also served as a testing ground for researching ways to get around the restrictions set up by the IT Men.
Founders of System
Charlie Nolan - Created the folder.
Sean Kavanagh - Contributed to the folder.
Ian Hampton - Contributed to the folder.
Contents
The exact size of System I is unknown, but it was estimated to be between 1-3 gigabytes in size. As much of the contents were lost in it's destruction, memory of the files lost has faded over time. We do not remember what we have lost. As a result, here is an incomplete list of its contents:
- escapefromhohsis
- i2sm
- ".bat", one of the many attempts to create a program that crashes/bricks a school computer.
- The image of Mike X Freeman holding a firearm.
- A gif of Tyler1 flailing his arms.
- "Angle Delp.jpg", the original Anti-Delp Propaganda.
- arduino.exe
- "Novell_Auth.exe", also known as "Consume II". This was a program that filled up the hard drive of a school computer at a rate of 300 gigabytes a school day.
- "Bon.zip", an instal for the popular and abandoned adware "Bonzibuddy."
- Breath of the NES Demo
- "Bubbles.scr", the bubbles screensaver from System32.
- "Butterfly on Desktop.Ink", an instal for the malware "Butterflies on Desktop".
- C_STARTUP.BAT
- "cmd.Ink", the launcher for Command Prompt from System32.
- "Consume.bat", this was a batch program that created a text file which endlessly filled up the hard drive of a school computer at a rate of 30 gigabytes a school day.
- "contacts.xis", an excel spreadsheet containing contact information of 7 individuals, presumably a list of potential employees, in the form of exact addresses and zip code. It is also possible they are fake people and just used as examples for some class.
- CookieAPI.dll
- "cool dude.jpg", a corrupted file.
- "creepy1.jpg", a cursed image describing the human/sheep experiments.
- "curiousity.bat", another attempt to create a program that bricks school computers.
- The movie "Despicable Me", but it is in Hindi.
- "Dr. Delp.png", an image of Dr. Steven Delp from the Williamston High School Website.
- "ekuubis.exe", an instal for "UOS" an educational video game created and funded by the Estonian Government.
- The entire Bee Movie script in binary, a relic from "A REALLY COOL FOLDER".
- "favicon.ico", the icon file for Bonzi Buddy.
- "favicon.png", a png file for the icon file for Bonzi Buddy.
- fc.dll
- "force.bat", a simple batch program that opens command prompt rapidly.
- "Fortnite.bat", another attempt of making a program to brick school computers.
- Fun times (WORKING).bat
- Fun times.bat.txt
- "gpedit.msc", this is the Group Policy Editor file for Windows 7. This was an attempt to copy the settings inside it to other computers.
- harold.jpg
- hitmarker.exe
- hitmarker.png
- hitmarker.wav
- "hN0TnNU.jpg", the classic Windows background image.
- jumpscare.exe
- "legit bsod - Copy.png", an image made on September 20th, 2018, depicting a Windows blue screen, with the words "MADE BY CHARLIE FOR WILLEMSTAN SEPT 20th 2018 I LOVE MS PAINT"
- life's meaning.ipt
- minecraft.jar
- shutdown.exe
- Silly Sircle.html
- SoundRecorder.exe
- An instal for the program Sublime Text.
- The Emoji Movie.mp4
- "the wae.png", an image of a Ugandan Knuckles.
- "weird rubix cube.jpg", an image of a Minecraft grass block.
- "Willemstan Wallpaper.mbp", an image of the Willemstan logo, with the word "Willemstan" written below it. Designed to replace the background on school computers.
- The countless forgotten files. May they rest in peace.
Discovery and Destruction by the IT Men

On April 8th of 2019, System I was deleted by the IT Men over Spring Break. Charlie and Ian were suspended for a single day as punishment, with Sean let off for being a "nice guy". However, the folder was not the main reason for the suspention, it was just a casualty. The malicious activity in Mrs. Baldwin's classroom, as well as the error message from "Novell_Auth" were the main reasons for the suspention. It was at this point that the IT Men established themselves as the main antagonists of Willemstan.
However, the IT Men failed on a couple things. Most notably, they failed to find "System Backup", which was buried deep in some poor teacher's lesson plans on the HS Student Shared. System Backup was the seed for what would become System II. They also failed to make a connection between Novell Auth and the ongoing bricking of over half a dozen school computers, and thus Charlie and Ian were left off easy.
The message sent by Charlie, intended to be a warning for Ian and Sean.
In hindsight, some of the information from the warning is/was inaccurate. There were more than two IT Men working at the school at the time, as the higher up IT Men such as Jeff Cassin were employed. Liz ended up leaving later. The cameras weren't the only tool used to identify the perpetrators, as a couple teachers also reported their suspecious activies.
Charlie Nolan's Suspention Notice
This was the suspention notice given to Charlie's parents on April 8th of 2019. It was discarded in the trash, but Charlie later salvaged it. The document was rediscovered in October of 2020 and was uploaded to the wiki. There are a couple things you can get out of this document. First, it describes the two charges against Charlie: "Designed a program that would ignite profanity when new user signed in" and "Technology misuse"
Secondly, on the bottom you can see the paraphrased confession and a summary of what Mr. Freeman discussed with Charlie. This includes "We discussed what he could do. Get on the side of the Tech guys." This was further reinforcement to the reoccurring gimmick of the administration wanting Charlie to join the IT Men and use his talent for good.